This is how much I love my readers.

I am breaking one of my main airport rules, no homeless sitting on the airport floor, just so I can charge my phone. I wouldn't want to deprive you all of seeing the fashion missteps on the red eye back from LA. You will note, my hair is borderline homeless hair. It's contagious. I'm catching bad judgement by breaking my rule and sitting on the floor. I sacrifice for you, dear readers.